Don’t ever, ever trust the opinion of a man with a pornstache. Particularly when it comes to the Middle East.
Scrolled through my own Twitter feed to figure out which pornstache-oed dipshit (LEFT: Thomas Friedman; RIGHT: John Bolton) I’ve devoted more time to shit talking over the past several years, and the answer is… I’m not very good at math / too many times to count / who cares because it has to be approximately metric fuckton to approximately metric fuckton.
So much I got tired of looking at them – after about 2 minutes (I’ve literally spent years of my life hating them both).
Pornstache Middle East Dipshit, Exhibit A: Thomas Friedman
Pornstache Middle East Dipshit, Exhibit B: John Bolton
That about covers the subject, for the time being.