A selection of the finest specimens in my Internet collection: emails, Tweets, comment sections, assorted nonsense, etc.
This page is going to take a SHITLOAD of time, as I have massive archives to sort through, but I guarantee you of this: amazing content here, and much more to come (expect these categories to overlap; that’s what tags are for, kiddos)!
Okay, sometimes it isn’t hate mail. Sometimes, I receive *other professional offers.*